In January, 2000, our Bullmastiff "Keirin" assumed the Accounts Receivable and Product Tasting position formerly held by his father, "Stoker". Keirin is forced to go on half rations when somebody bounces a check or fails to pick up completed service work or specially ordered parts in a timely fashion. Half rations makes him very cranky. He knows where you train. Unless you have a sub-eleven second flying 200 meter time in you, attempted flight is futile. He is authorized to treat you as food (and you will still have to make good on the check). Deprived of nourishment, he regards even 6/4 titanium as dietary roughage.
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